I am Silent, I am Deadly, I Am Sprog!!

Hello, wow I really must like the sound of my own voice echoing back at me. Anyhow I just heard this song on tv it went: kamakamakamakamakamakamiliaaa, and it reminded me of something but now I've forgotten what that something was so I'm just going to blather on about nothing at all.
Has anyone ever sent you something like really sad that asked you to like send it on and you didn't? I've finally figured out the reason I don't send sad things on, Sad things make me sad right? So, I'm not the type of person who likes to make other people sad, well unless its like someone who really annoys me and no matter how hard I try I can't make them sad, so I don't send the thing that makes me sad to other people that way I by my somehow odd reasoning am protecting them, or tryng to, from the reality that the world is a sad place. And it is, and its always going to be but at the same time its a happy place as well because even while somepeople are dying other people are comng into the world they're looking up and seeing their parents for the first time, or they're taking ther first steps being encouraged by loving parents, they're reading their first words, accepting a degree, getting married, having their first kiss. In my opinion the world is a place of balance for every death their must be a birth for every murder there must be a rescue and so on, it's like the world is sitting on a knife edge tilting backwards and forwards trying to find the perfect balance between happy and sad, good and bad. Before people protest that if the world leaned more towards good/happy then everyone would feel better just remember that for everytime you fall your just leaning how to pick yourself back up, your learning how to handle falling, how best to protect yourself when you fall. The world is not black and white it never has been it never will be, the world is green and blue and a thousand other colours, some that haven't even been discovered yet.

Chocolate Bunnies

Okay have you ever met someone who seems to know your every thought, like say they know without asking whether you like white or dark chocolate, or whether you're about to read that book you know you're not suppose to because you have it memorised but you love it soo much you can't stop getting it out. Well I know some people like that, my best friends and the person who is like my other mother, the kind doesn't yell at you, unlike my actual mother who does but usually it's because I haven't done something she told me to.

Dewy Skies

My stories I feel are determined to stop being the things want them to be and taking over some decide they don't want to be about the courageous thief turned Assassin instead they want to be about the young Elvin Warrior who falls in love with the courageous thief turned Assassin, it kinda sucks one minute I've got her surrounded by death destruction just getting ready to unleash the full extent of her power on the world and the next thing I know he's rescued her and they're sitting by a fire discussing past battles, even when I try and make them enemies it doesn't work. Why do my characters insist on destroying my perfectly created world of chaos? Why can't they let me be the author for once instead of just someone who's there to tell things the way they want it? I supose it's my fault for making such strong willed, pig-headed characters. There was one time I was actually writing a "feel good" scene where the twins are reunited after being seperated and instead of hugging like normal characters they had an argument. I've decided they don't like me. I've almost given up on them so many times don't know what it is that drags me back to my computer I suppose that writing is my form of therapy.

Sparkly things make me happy

OMG! I know some people think that oldish movies are "Gay" but it is my opinon that sometimes movies have to be oldish to be good. In this case the movie I'm talking about isn't that old I love movies like this one I watched the first one last Saturday and this Sat I intend to sit down wth my popcorn and watch the second. The Mummy Returns is an awesome movie, if I were one of those people who ranks their favourite movies it would be up there beside Hell Boy, Constantine and Dr Dolittle 1, 2 & 3. Looking back at what I just typed I see to have rather strange taste in movies bt one of my favourite sayings comes from one of those movies *clearing throat* "Hey wheres he think he's gonna that? Just don't let him stick that thing up my-HELLO!" lol *wipes tears of laughter* Gets me everytime

One of my newest favourites new meaning within the last year is Arthur and the Invisibles, I know I know its kind of weird but still thats me. I also have fallen deeply and madly in love with Alvin and the Chipmunks, they're just such funny little guys "Don't worry about him, he fell out of the tree at birth." I know this isn't a recomendage blog but still if you haven' seen it you don't know what you're missing.

Hi

Um so this is my blog. I'm new to blogging so it probably won't be very good. Um my blog will probably be mainly about books I like to read or stories that I write then get writers block or funny words like snooty or besmirch. I'll also add some pictures now and then. So um yeah, if you like it then read it, itll mainly just be my thoughts about things, and if you don't, don't blame me.